she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
She was the most uninteresting drunk I've met
just leaving uw hospital. they thought i had franzia-induced appendicitis. whaaaaat
I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
You had your shirt off checking IDs at the door and you don't even work there
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
Well if you don't want to be kicked out before last call don't I would suggest stop drinking whiskey and don't call the giant bouncer with the neck tattoo "princess"
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
Oh, and Harry Potter. We could be fuck-and-Harry-Potter buddies.
We were trying to organize all the customers to hold a window pickle race. as of 10:37 pm last night we are no longer allowed in our McDonalds.
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
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