please stop taking shits in my toilet and leaving them there.
FB needs to have a relationship status called...screwing my roommates bf..linking their names would be an easier to tell her!
All I remember from last night is puking up a box of cheeze-its and the building catching on fire.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
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Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
rethinking that breast reduction surgery... i'm tired of drunkenly explaining the scars to guys who don't really give a shit
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
I guess I just laid down next to him with the entire pot of mac n cheese and started giving him a handie with one hand and eating with the other
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My brain is foggy with friends reruns and him licking hummus off my tits.
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
I found your missing hash cookies. Fuck you and I'm sorry but there are only 2 left. I already had the munchies.
NOT ALL OF US HAVE THE HANDS OF GODDAMN ANGELS YOU KNOW
Remember how I have such good luck that it's almost bullshit?
I'm afraid to ask, but go on.
We need to stop smoking. I just ran into a glass door.
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