The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I believe that I finger-banged my way to the top of the corporate ladder.
thanks 4 putting "im not your boyfriend baby" on my sex playlist. she just got pissed and left.
Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
She won't let me open the car door while we are on the highway so I can throw up outside. She deserves to have her car thrown up in.
While we were making out, he kept yelling at me for not coming to his wedding last month.
I have got to stop letting people hang ornaments from my nipple ring.
Tis the season.
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
17. The number of times my one night stand told me he loved me.
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
So how'd the job interview go?
well turns out the guy interviewing me was a regular at the strip club where i used to work. Talk about awkward
Fair warning: I will be throwing corn dogs at you every time I see you this week.
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
Randomize
