i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
But I always wanted my obit to read "Died violently in casino orgy," not "Never woke up from rectal surgery."
She said i saw her in the study room, waved, disappeared, came back with a coke from god knows where, and slurred "i have a drinking problem but i ate grits"
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So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
Even jesus won't love me after tonight. I'm going hard.
I just saw a commercial for God of War and heard the nickname he gave my vagina.
I cried singing "call me maybe" on the way home from the bar. What the fuck
Yeah... I still gave her a hug because I felt really bad though. I mentioned that my boyfriends grandma just died too, just to reinforce that I'm straight afterwards.
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I WAS CONCIEVED IN THE BACK OF MY CAR. THATS HOW OLD THIS CAR IS.
...how and why.
PARENTS ARE MAGIC.
Fine line between drunken accidental sleepover with your best friend's lab partner and gay sexathon. I did a cartwheel over that line. A CARTWHEEL THAT LANDED IN HIS LAP
You know how I said I hit my head so hard I saw two of him and tried to make out with both? Well, it turns out he has a twin.
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
Well I just masturbated while reading a recipe for Alfredo sauce so I guess you could say I’m growing up
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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