Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
Okay, thats embarrasing even by my standards and I've thrown up while wearing a viking hat. just a viking hat.
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
is it possible i asked you to give me a preliminary pap smear?
Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
Apparently this is my life now. Fucking men in their 30s with small dogs.
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
Twist bend and done? Jesus that sounds like a seventh grade hand job.
He forehead kissed me AND THEN asked what I was thinking. I'm taking away his man card.
Remember that guy I fucked last month? Well I'm watching his dog this weekend while he's in the Bahamas with his girlfriend. What is my life
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
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