all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
if i died would you start the facebook group?
She turned over and said "You smell like my dad, i just can't do this"
Being a girl sucks.
Being a boyfriend sucks for about a week, too
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he was so nervous about his first time.. it was like michael j. fox trying to put on a condom...
Her tits were the only thing that upgraded her from "no way in fuck" to "drunken mistake"
SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
He's like my sex unicorn. Elusive and majestic. I'll catch him, I'm baiting with patron.
It's hard to take you serious when you're crying your eyes out wearing an adult sized onesie.
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We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
He said he was walking down to the White Castle for sliders, still drinking straight from a 750. He came back two hours later pushing a grocery cart that had two puppies in it.
The puppies promptly had the squirts all over the living room, as he had fed them the sliders.
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
So, just saw a lady hysterically sobbing in a Walmart at 3 AM. Someone's not having a happy mother's day.
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
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