You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
French fry pizza
Are you brilliant or just really high?
Can't it be both?
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
tried doing a cartwheel after 10 beers. Guess who has a dislocated shoulder.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
I'm considering offering a class on how to find good porn.
I'm taking a pole dancing class this morning. Can I put you down as my emergency contact? I'm NOT putting my mother
I think I need to start sobriety testing my Tinder dates.
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
Is it wrong that I have to schedule a family Sunday brunch around my mom's weekly banging of my stepdad. And why do I even know this??
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