Can Purell be used as lube?
i found a dude playing guitar on the portapotty
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
So help me Jesus we're never drinking together again. But weekends don't count. Amen.
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Stripper with the black hair and lip rings is still asleep. Found out she wasn't lying when she said she was a squirter, it was like splash mountain.
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
Me and the guy at the liquor store are on a first name basis, college is all about networking.
I've slipped into the part of my life where I am not having sex to get Phils tickets from this chick. I need to seriously rethink my life decisions
That birthday blow job you ordered came in the mail today. I suggest you hurry home.
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Heard you were the one that shit off Jamie's balcony. FYI there is a cabbie down here out for blood
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
Guess who's now on the no-fly list? If you guessed me, you'd be right.
yeah i'm making him "thanks for letting me befriend your toilet" cookies. wanna help? i'm sure you'll be making new friends too.
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