do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
if another girl says "im usually cleaner down there" I'm just going to shoot myself
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
If my nicknames are based on what I throw up, you can call me Jimmy Johns
threw up during christmas carols. the audience at the church seemed to immediately know i was a college student
my mom said i couldn't bring cigarettes cause it was a family trip, which was really irresponsible of her because now i have to walk around the beach drunk trying to find someone with cigarettes.
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
Um. Did you take a picture of me with a giant dildo after we went bowling?
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
How does one tell their boyfriend they're pregnant with someone else's kid??
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
Just so you know, I choose to answer your bootytext tonight because it was the most creative.
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