I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
finally stumbled home. 4am. made it to the bathroom and threw up. the cat came in,s aw me, looked at the vom in disgust, and then threw up too. its nice to have such sympathetic pets.
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I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
I'm trying to think of how to explain to the dentist tomorrow that I think I pulled my jaw muscle eating pizza while drunk.
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
I'd love to sympathize with you but I'm drunk in a mansion
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Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
Alcohol
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
I legitimately thought he died. I even called his mom at 3am and told her. Im done with vodka.
I woke up with pitch black feet and crushed doritos around my mouth. That's how I determined how my night went
I ran into the marine at the grocery store. Its like my vag and his penis have this way of finding each other when I least want it.
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