i can totally see doctors naming an STD after you
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
He paid me $20 to swallow a baggie of glitter, which turned out to be the best decision I've ever made. My vomit has never been prettier.
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
BABIES FOR EVERYONE. I'd be like Oprah except with babies
"But puppies!" Is not an acceptable excuse for trying to drunkenly steal someone's dog, you promiscuous midget!!
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
I saved a sauce packet from taco bell that said "Free me" to use in my next break up.
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