Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
No, I was feeling sad because all of the other girls were like model-skinny. But then I remembered that I had big boobs and went to hit on their boyfriends.
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
After we fucked, her eye wouldn't stopped twitching and she could only move her hand, which she used to put her number in my phone
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
You dont realize corn stalks will cut until you run from the cops through a corn field.
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
Dude. There are selfies on my phone of me, wide-eyed, sucking my pillow. We did NOT split that bag 50/50.
Sailor Jerry came over for the evening. It was a magical evening. I didn't even get puke in the house.
I also farted in bed this morning and said, "I don't even care. My body deserves that."
I WANT BLOOD. HERS. I WILL DYE A FABULOUS PAIR OF SUEDE PUMPS RED WITH HER BLOOD.
If you can throw 105 mph it’s mandatory that you’re hung.
I woke up to rachel asking "did anyone else fall out of a tree last night?"
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
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