so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
I spent my night drunkenly staring at a picture of John Stamos. How do you think I feel?
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
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you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
You picked up her frozen vom puddle and threw it like a frisbee.
I just dropped a paperclip into my cleavage while talking to the company president... That's an awkward moment.
Did you at least offer to let him get it out??
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We exchanged snapchat usernames instead of numbers. Is that what America has come to?
I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
My passport was stamped in Canada two weeks ago. One step closer to uncovering wtf happened that night
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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