i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
you told his mom that the only thing he wants for christmas is his dick in your mouth
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
bring money and cleavage
someone just sent me a bong wrapped in christmas paper in the mail. signed 'santa'.
I am three bowls, two beers, and a muscle relaxer into babysitting. What are you doing.
My ex just called and told me that he is on his way to the hospital because he popped a vein in his dick. Should I go to the ER with him or class?
PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
I have never appreciated strippers so much. Ma'am, you are an artist
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
i love how you, my friend, sends me a picture of herself wearing a shirt that says "i am dead inside" and i'm just like "awww baby you're so cute"
that's just solidarity
Also fucking you night and morning and then serving your parents breakfast is a bit awkward. And funny. To me.
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