The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
Sorry I totally forgot to text you back. When you texted me I was at work at the pharmacy and it was stupid busy. And then of course I had my 8 hour "shoot me b/c half of Loyola comes in to buy plan B" shift.
And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
Just remembered when I bought that round of shots I told the girls to "get their whore friend" who was making out with her bf instead of drinking. I don't know why they stayed.
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
You held an empty wine bottle to your head and declared yourself the "wine unicorn." For the rest of the night you galloped everywhere and whenever anyone refused to be a wine unicorn with you, you tried to spear them with the bottle.
You fell asleep standing up against the shower wall
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
I just tried to lit a bowl with my chapstick.
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