He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
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I found a fingernail in my vagina. A fingernail.
It was over as soon as he asked if he could name my vagina pancake.
Buying a pregnancy test at Walmart in the middle of the night in the middle of Tennessee is not really how I imagined my 25th year on this planet starting out...
Woke up with a text saying "when I get to see them titties again lil ma??" With 8 beads around my neck & an empty bottle of vodka in my arms.
So ive come to the realization that my affinity for tattooed guys makes me the literal definition of tit for tat
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You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
My whole house smells like Spaghetti-Os and cat litter. I think I've failed as an adult.
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
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