Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
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He started to lose his balance halfway through his "commencement speech" at the top of the staircase. The rest is bloody, profanity-laiden history.
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
It's end St Patricks day. I'm gonna need a leash. And a bib. And a rain check on anything considered dignifying.
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Expect nothing less than me teaching them how to do shots and put condoms on
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
Ps. I'm slapping the bag. It's an emergency.
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
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