So I'm at the Chevron by your house. I need a condom and a couch.
Together?
Preferably.
This smoking ban is really fucking with my ability to fart in public
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
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Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
And then I learned that we are dating when I said it's out of line to bring fuck buddies home to meet the parents. And then I was single.
Cocaine Wednesdays have to stop turning into no work Thursday
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
I may or may not have traded sexual favors for Disney on Ice tickets.
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i tried to knight her with my dick. she said it was unromantic. what an ungrateful attitude for a knight.
You crossed every boundary on the boundary spectrum last night. You're like the illegal immigrant of drunk actions. No more holiday drinking for you.
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
It was dumb but not something to force me into sobriety
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
He was trying to break into my apartment to get the coke he left last night, didn't engage parking break, so the van started rolling. yup, it's broken.
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