508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
I dont think that drinking by ourselves on a saturday night counts as being "fun alcoholics"
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
you were fixing your hair in the bathroom mirror and then fell backwards through the locked stall while she was in mid pee and fell on her lap.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
I think that's the first time I've heard someone say "this is the safest way of doing things" while holding half a gallon of jagermeister
Getting up is taking longer than anticipated. Alcoholic fish bowls have made getting out of bed a multitstep process.
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
He taught me where the gears in a five speed are with his penis.
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
Conversations we need to have while high 1) how mermaids reproduce 2) if blind people hallucinate what do they see 3) reincarnation
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
I'm at 45 minutes post orgasm, and I still feel my insides spasming. Pretty sure I just fucked Superman.
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