Dude, way to rack up $80 in pornos in the hotel room last night, and not tell me before I got blindsided at check out.
Heh. Guess I ordered some porno last night. Heh.
Every time I find out someone else from high school got pregnant accidentally, I want to declare victory over them.
Is it because I queefed?
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
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video games are the ultimate cock blocker
Someone changed my text signature to "Also, I think I might be gay" last night. Also, I think I might be gay
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
My cab driver has a hooker in the front seat. Really, this is serious. And weird.
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
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Just dodged a state trooper, your weed will be there shortly. Fear the unbustable!
Also, just woke up in a Romney tank and sequin flag panties. Merica.
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
Best single mom victory - getting eaten out in my dodge caravan in the hospital parkade at midnight.Three words: screaming multiple orgasms.
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