Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
The gyno asked how many partners i've had... I said ummmm she goes ok then i'll just put down ten.
Ive been home for 20 minutes and I'm already in bed with a vodka tonic
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
He practically cut off his thumb and she offered him a tampon to stop the bleeding
Just went trick or treating in my kitchen. Found chocolate and scotch. Happy fucking Halloween
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
He's gone. He left a note but all it says is "Dear Neil" followed by a drawing of a hand flipping the bird in the direction of a butt.
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
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