Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
he referred to my room as the tit cave...
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
The house is trashed, there is porn scattered everywhere like an easter egg hunt and the blow up doll is sleeping on the couch downstairs. someone covered her up.
Did you bedazzle the elevator?
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
Hey, who is this? Sorry, you're in my phone as "you better remember".
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
You have no idea how pumped I am. I literally plan on dying. You're in my will
Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
Oh no. Not her. Her personality clashes with mine in ways that would make me wanna beat myself with a stick.
It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
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