Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
I told you I would drunk text you sometime........its that time.
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
Security brought me back to our hotel room in a wheelchair last night. Vegas.
And if you ever tell anyone that I will fucking kill you.
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
Like pizza and mermaids make up about 1/3 of my thoughts on the weekends.
She just kept feeding people pretzels and sayying "You're such a good goldfish."
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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