I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
I just tried to unlock my house with the car remote
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
i dont even know how to be here
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At a Jewish lesbian wedding. I stick out like a sore, uncircumcised penis.
At the hospital. Forgot we locked Eric out of the house last night as a joke. Hypothermia's a bitch.
Its 6 am and me and the girl in the next apartment have been taking turns puking and yelling "never agaaaain" thru the walls.
Maybe you can hide out somewhere she would never go. Like a counseling center or AA
Decided in my tanked state last night purchase 2 weeks worth of xanax, so I can guess my way thru this week and finals. Soberly, I decided it would be a great way to test my knowledge of finance.
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Direct quote from her that tipped me off I was getting some: "I want to jump on his shoulders and wrap my legs around his face"
But seriously who drew a dick on a tortilla and nailed it to the door?
I think my fortune cookie is telling me I give good blowjobs.
Just whisper "I fucked your boyfriend" in her ear and be done with it.
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
Do you remember coming over and asking for toast and then singing that yeah toast song very loudly while you were dropping my bread all over my kitchen?
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