why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
New invention idea: vibrating tampons
the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
i dont think the girl sending me nudes is qualified to pass judgement on me
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
Now he's lighting his socks on fire
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
DUDE, DID YOU KNOW YOU CAN JUST RENT AN ELEPHANT???
Oh God.
Just got a voicemail from a guy referring tp himself "as chest hair guy". If I'm coming home to a intervention I understand.
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
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