I kind of had a moment like that kid whose mom cancelled his WoW subscription, except I didn't try to shove a remote control up my own ass.
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
She said she couldnt do it today but shed make it up to me next week
stick it in her butt and if she asks, say that thats what you thought she meant
Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
how do I tell him nicely and in french that we can't have sex anymore because his huge penis will ruin me for other french men?
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
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Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
You should probably stop your little brother from ruining thanksgiving. I just caught him trying to stuff a cake in a drawer... And now he's puking.
God, please protect all woman from micro-penises
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
He is more interested in finding his sweater than he is in having sex with me. It better be a great fucking sweater.
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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