I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
I dunno if we should get high tonight man. its daylight savings. time travel is just too much for me right now.
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
How can I not totally like a guy that told me my boobs were too big for me to be taught how to play golf?
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
I woke up with a stapler in my ass. Don't even complain to me.
About to be a 4Loko vomit fountain in 45 seconds, what color will it be? Animated birds will fly out of me.
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
I need a hobby that isn't dick related
And when were you going to tell me to stop dancing on his coffee table singing "come on irene?"
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
I suppose writing him up is more professional than keying his car.
I just shaved my legs via the sink as to not wake my parents up because I know I'll be having marathon sex tomorrow after my certification exam... so this is life after college.
The whole country is going to hell in a handbasket but I got a grade A fucking and don't particularly care.
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