I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
why did i make a hit list last night containing only McDonalds?
you tried to order a magarita mcflurry and when they said they didnt make those you tried to call 911
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
When i light up a cigarette people look at of like i'm going to pee on their children.
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Brutally Honest is my real middle name, Princess just sounds better.
Sorry about last night..I didnt realize how drunk you were and when I closed the door it caused you to slam into the mirror...you'll probably piece together the puzzle when you read this and see your hand.
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
He called me at two in the morning to tell me he was throwing the tiny Thor hammer at moving vehicles. Apparently he missed the guy on the motorcycle.
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
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I'm running on 2 hours of sleep. Just spent 6 minutes staring at the back of my hand thinking: "I don't really know this that well"
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
We'll never be able to grow apart now. You can't look at a stranger & say "Yea I ate goldfish crackers off his dick." & just be casual about that.
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
I still have to bake cookies and shave my legs so Mike can have MILF & cookies when he gets home.
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