I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
i'm sure there's a big cosmic reason for things working out the way they did. like, now you have awesome images to masturbate to.
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
I just picked up my chili cheese fries off the ground ate them, and then licked up the cheese that was still on the concrete. Thank you Jagerbombs
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
Morning yack off the fire escape. Girl walking by was mortified. Gooooooooo Ducks!!
I want to be you.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
Next time you think about divorce, consider this: a hot guy just walked in and I tried to suck in my back fat.
You said you'd make me a thank you card for taking care of your drunk ass. I'll be expecting that monday.
If you could watch a water balloon run... That's what it's like watching her run.
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
Dude, my vagina feels like new again! I love antibiotics. How's your day?
You know you've made it in life when the people in the next stall are cheering on your orgasm
Want to come over and dangle your tits on top of me like a skewer?
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