i broke up with my boyfriend last night because i had to eat a freezy pop in every color and he ate the last blue one. i sat on the floor and cried for an hour at least. everyone left. so i decided that this whole weed thing isnt really healthy for my relationships.
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
I just spent the last 30 mins playing uplifting songs to my uterus, & there's no way I'm pregnant.
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
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true friends will drive 3 hours to come smoke a couple blunts with you on the bridge where your car broke down
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
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You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
Trust me, dating 38 and 20 year old dudes at the same time is the best. Money plus all of the sex. Finally figured out this relationship thing.
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
My manager gave me an envelope with money in it before he had vacation, and when I asked what it was for, he said it will be his bail money.
I got some blow and a hand job from one of the strippers. So I guess I'm getting over the divorce.
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