I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
Somewhere in this world my second husband is in 9th grade.
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
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fell asleep with the bong in the pool, weirdest tan line ever
You have no idea how much I'm praying for my moms side of the family's infertility right now
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
We don't need a hotel, we'll just sleep in the post office.
I'm sitting in the corner at the bar with a poolstick in case a brawl breaks out. Some crazy shit is going down and I'm trying to show my feathers like a horny peacock.
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Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
If we can't get laid at a bar crawl, we should just quit life.
Whoops. I'm a horrible gf, I dropped the "I'm looking for jobs in a different city" bomb before I wished him a happy anniversary
he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
All our friends are getting married, and I'm the dateless guy bringing molly to their weddings.
Last time he showed up for Christmas he went on and on about backpacking somewhere and getting ghonnorreah twice.
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