We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
Dude, dont worry about the lamb fetus in the fridge.
What?
Just dont open the beer drawer.
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do you know how hard it is to pee with a pumpkin in the toilet ?
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
Trust me man, I did not put any cookies down your pants when you slept.
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
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If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
I wouldn't hesitate to give up my job to have regular bowel movements again
I'm drinking because I just started here and every single person I work with wants to quit and when I asked a coworker how she's doing she literally just started crying.
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