at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
We were just about to get down to business and shes like oh the olympics! and jumped up and turned on the tv. cockblocked by freestyle skiing. seriously?
Who won mens moguls?
That canadian guy... bilodeau... but you're missing the point, dude.
he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
My face is tingly. And my legs are being massaged by golden elves.
I was to the point where my socks were drenched in ranch dressing
Note to self: Do not bring gift bag with cock ring inside to family Christmas. Leave to unwrap at home.
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
I thought this guy walking back to the dorms with his black laundry bag was walking a black flamingo I'm not even kidding I had to take a break on a bench after that.
You're my favorite person
Well I accidentally flashed a 76 year old woman, i'm in a house full of republicans and Im almost drunk enough to give the gay rights speech so i'd say this wedding reception is going great
A Morman just tried to recruit me and I told him "Trust me, you don't want me"
I hear jingle bells and I can't tell if it's bc I'm feeling festive or just REALLY high
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
the guy in front of me in walmart is buying a blowtorch, potato chips, and condoms. I'm curious and horrified at the same time.
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