We just followed a woman home because she looked like Jeff Goldblum. Turns out she lives in a trailer park.
literally have a bruise on my forehead from being over the toilet all night.
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
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Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
That's because "bed time" is my sex playlist. If you're trying to fall asleep use "nap time"
He's going to let me keep his bowl in my car. Does that make us Facebook official?
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
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I will have you again some day my love. And our divorce will be magnificent
I'm so busy i barely have time to have sex with myself. I have to talk myself into it like an old married couple.
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
His pet bird was perched ON HIS DICK.
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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