That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
It's not true, it's not true! She's too full of cheese to have sexy time!
So, just so you know... Your vasectomy worked.
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Dipping doritos in Grey Poupon. Why does no one treat me like the lady I am?
Dude, someone broke the toilet seat in two, the is a pair of panties on the kitchen counter, and the entire house smells like a brewery
There's a girl in the bathroom crying about something having to do with cream cheese.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
The homeless guy who goes through my garbage cans just gave me a flyer for an AA group.
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
OMG MY DAD TOLD ME HE MIGHT DO TINDER
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
If you don't turn up on horseback dressed like a highwayman I am not having sex with you today
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You know you're drunk when you have to be picked up out of a bathtub.
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