google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
well most of my day revolves around power hour
He was such a tease, he pulled out his dick, let me touch it then put it away
Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
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I just called him "young grasshopper" in a conversation. THIS is why I don't get numbers when I'm sober
The shit show didn't end. it just relocated itself to my apartment instead of yours.
you also need to get my treadmill fixed.
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
THERE IS NOT ENOUGH CAPSLOCK IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD TO EXPRESS MY CURRENT STATE OF WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
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She tackled him mid-puke while the other two were cutting up a $60 dildo with a kitchen knife and putting the pieces in a Corona bottle.
Literally too hungover to clean. I'll get the frosting off the table tomorrow, ok?
I've had more jaegerbombs than I can count on 3 fingers
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
Why in the hell is there a guy dressed up as a horse passed out in our kitchen.
happy birthday!
They are in the bedroom next door. We might have a threesome idk. Jesus take the wheel.
GO. DO.
I am Jesus and I am taking the wheel.
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