Hey, do you have a beer bong you could drop off at my little brother's place?
I need help removing her.
I haven't been laid since Bush was president.
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
My pupils are so HUGE you can see into my soul from 2 miles away
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
I know I'm drunk but why am I receiving this handjob through the pant leg of my shorts..?
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