The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
Its as if he has to do the exact opposite of what I tell him. Don't come in my eye, pfshh it's in my eye. Don't come on the cat, pfshh it's on the cat.
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In the hospital waiting to be tested for the first uti of the school year....I'm BACK BTICHES.
I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
Listening to my boss get blown in the next room by a male bartender from the gay bar. And watching pawnstars. Tell me I'm not the best wingman ever.
This from the guy I found eating salad out of a pot lid in his boxers on his porch last night.
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
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shes the kind of girl that would cock block endangered pandas
Today I'm judging my level of singleness on a scale of one to eat-a-can-of-frosting. It's not looking good for me.
Ooooh. Get funfetti
We have a nice shopping list..vibrators and roller blades
Priorities
Because I'm currently dying, lacking waffles, and vaguely convinced I'm an eagle
I plan to try out my new vibrator and watch Star Trek: The Next Generation. It's a busy night.
I'm just waking up. I awoke in a towel (I must have showered at some point),i also found a half eaten McChicken in my bed and vomit in the toilet. Seems like I'm winning at life
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