My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
You were so drunk last night you typed www.face.come/cheese.com as if you were logging into facebook.
Why is there 6 cases of kwic trip dounuts dumped in my bed? Best 34 dollar wake up of my life
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My fight-or-flight response is really more fight-or-fuck
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
What kind of gift says: "I love you because you're my mom & I'm obligated to, but I don't like you" ?
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You had a hot dog outside the bar then made me stop at McDonald's for a double quarter pounder. I'd say you've more than filled your drunken meat quota.
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
he was making out with her against the stove and started a fire--the thirst literally almost burned the place down!!
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
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