at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
I hope I'm pregnant just to spite you.
the pub in dfw airport has a countdown timer to st. pattys day, to the second, i like texas
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
He's like the unplanned child of drunkenness
Ive been thinking this might sound random.. But we need a piano in our house next year specifically for railing chicks on it.
Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
I feel like I got run over by a bus full of inebriated Scotsmen on the way to a soccer riot.
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
Just don’t be like me and break up between Christmas and NYE and then get blackout on NYE and puke in your undies.
dad says come back and get the lawn mower out of the pool before mom gets home
Randomize
