I tried to explain to him that we just wanted a stereotypical black friend to be in our group. He didn't take it too well... Never take me to the bar again.
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
In hindsight buying the pill crusher with my vicodin prescription might have been too much.
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
All I need right now is some mouthwash, dignity, and security camera footage...
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
No gay bar. My eyemake up looks like sex and Im using these dick daggers of mine tonight.
I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
Everyone says I win the strip club
that almost beats the chick I saw smoking a joint while uni-cycling past my house at 4am. Almost.
Dude. I'm no longer allowed to use my sword when drinking. I just spent 20 min cleaning up popcorn. I stabbed Moe in the leg and chopped his door knob off
Dude I bought a 300 dollar buffalo painting. I'm no longer allowed to take shrooms.
next time you go get food at three am and leave a rando here can you warn me??? Also i tazed him. but it was just my little one so i think he'll be fine. bring me some fries.
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