im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
Good thing you didnt wake up last night. Wouldve found me naked talking to my closet asking to borrow my towel.
you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
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Ever find yourself wondering if your life is God's way of telling a joke?
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
You were sitting on the filthy kitchen floor eating a packet of grated cheese, and you were crying because you couldn't find any cheese.. I'd say our party was a success.
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He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
I just want to nap and funnel a bottle of wine in a cute dress
I think the moment she woke up butt naked on a mattress with her phone still on her face was the point she knew last night was fucked up
MDMA, margaritas, mashed potatoes and ice cream aren't keto Kristin
I pelvic thrusted so hard while he was eating me out that his nose started bleeding. I think it's broken. Trophy scars, right?
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