i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
Just burped. Tasted like beer and cherios...Beerios. This is gonna be quite a day.
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
You're a college freshman. Its your job to be pathetic. And drunk. But mostly pathetic
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I need to cry about outer space to someone. Can I call you?
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
Also, they sell weed-chocolate covered strawberries. For the romantic stoner.
That was one of the best texts I got today
I guess I just stopped wanting to rip his balls out and started being okay with him being alive. that's a typical feeling for exes right?
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
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me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
He kept singing Happy Birthday to himself, yelling at the bouncers for not letting him in, and telling them his "father will hear of this." He was like a drunken Scottish Draco Malfoy.
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
I need to hire someone full-time to slap food and dick away from me.
My mom heard me having sex with my boyfriend but thought it was the neighbors. She commented on how quick it was. I just nodded and changed the subject
had to remind myself that killing him is not a good career move AGAIN.
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