I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
I just heard my parents fuck. What. The. Fuck. My rooms right under theirs.. My dad barely even lasted a minute. Im almost ashamed..
I just need a text that says "put that food down bitch" and then maybe I'll lose water weight through tears
there's a girl on facebook trying to buy me a pizza. I can't say no... right?
Just spilled a coffee mug full of scolding hot oatmeal on my bare dick. Hope you're having a good Friday night too.
The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
...is this motivational speaking, or sexting? It's getting hard to tell.
He was so drunk we almost didn't even make it to his place because he didn't know where he lived
Do you know how awkward it is to get a dick pic while working at babies r us?
My mom just came upstairs handed me an Adderall and asked if I could help her wash the ceilings
I need to take my iPad to the Apple store (when this is all over). Do I need to delete all my dick pics/videos or are they used to stumbling across that sort of thing?
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