I can't believe the cop was so cool about the whole thing, I mean, I had man mayo all over my jeans.
You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
My therapist told me it was ok for me to "take risks" now. Cue the hookers and blow.
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And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
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HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
He had a small dick and screamed "I will kill you if you don't get hard" to it in German...awkward time to have to explain I speak German too...
This is why you need to stop sleeping with freshmen.
Two words: nipple clamps
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