ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
Why can't we have signs that automatically flash on our foreheads that say not interested when gross ugly guys come around, like those glasses that get dark when the sun comes out?
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
I just gift wrapped bread.
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She said I wasn't helping her abandonment issues by not responding to her texts at 4 am
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
Just witnessed my roommate pick her nose and eat it in her sleep. Remember, you made out with that.
I've never felt more disgusting in my life. And I'm including the time I snuggled that homeless woman in the puddle of my whiskey vomit.
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
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I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
Hey! I need booze. And penises. And a lot of mistakes that I will regret in the morning.
Just woke up with an entire pack of Oreos in my cheetah onesie. I've been waiting for this moment forever.
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
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