did you hook up austin?
No! he threw up in my bathroom, made me wake up and order him jimmy johns, beat my roommate with a macaroni and cheese box, and then passed out with her in her bed
is the shake weight an appropriate valentine's day present?
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
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We ate a mysterious delivered pizza which no one ordered and then the wii wouldn't work so 20 of us watched porn on two laptops. Drunk took the awkward away.
We're both on the slippery slope toward middle age...and really shame riddled bar experiences
he also bled all over my floor. unrelated to cats but true nonetheless.
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
We were so drunk that when I broke the bottom off a pint glass we decided to make it into a candle holder. How does that happen?!
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Almost threw up on my grandmother as she walked in the house. Had to run to the bathroom and vomit my brains out. Prolly getting taken out of the Will now.
I spent 10 minutes contemplating condensation on grapes this morning.
I let him use my phone and now I keep getting gay cruise ads, I guess he forgot to mention something.
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
I woke up this morning to find myself laying in a beer puddle with "I'm sorry" written on the shaft of my dick and Nicole was nowhere to be found. Gotta love her
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
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