On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Oh I forgot to tell you one of the little boys in my preschool class was wearing a Hooters tank top today.
how do you tell someone you stalk them in a non-creepy way
you don't.
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
I have the Everlasting Gobstopper of boners right now. It's kinda like a gift from god, but I don't want to spend anymore time with this girl than I have to.
Drunk at ten am watching Californication re runs. Being divorced rules.
I swear to god, allah, buddah and motherfucking oprah winfrey... if I have to stay here any longer because you are holding us up I will choke you out.
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
woke with Taco Bell next to me in bed and people's shoe sizes written on my arm.
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
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