Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
she was screaming in french about how classy it was to be drinking wine. oh... she was drinking it out of the bottle. with a beer in her other hand while throwing up.
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
Writing a love song to planned parenthood. what rhymes with "don't have AIDS"
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Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
You came back with four clearly unattractive women and wanted to throw a dance party in my room.
If she were to ever cheat on her husband, I'm positive I'm the the go to guy. Which flatters me and weirds me out at the same time.
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
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Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
No amount of beer will make me feel better about this. It's time for Emergency Whisky
I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
Are you texting, crying and driving?
And missing part of my eyebrow. Correct that is the description one would give of me at the moment.
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
There's something empowering about being at dinner and sitting across the table from two men you've blown.
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