North Korea, Best Korea!
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
Do you think he stole that soccer trophy that he gave you for the "best sweater award" from his five year old son?
can we just pause for one second and address the fact that balls were out last night
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
Bring a bathing suit and your good liver.
My good liver is still at the dry cleaners. Will my backup liver suffice?
Maybe
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
I'VE LOST MY DIGNITY, MY PRIDE, AND EVEN MY BOOTY CALL. HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
This toilet bowl is my home.
If I get really high and watch Beauty and The Beast on our Netflx account, will you judge me?
Only if you start before I get home!
I really hope this is just a phase, because I am not capable of carrying both of our drunken whore asses through life. Too much dead weight....
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