So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
Also, I'm sewing my entire Halloween costume by hand. I better get laid at every single party I go to.
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
Rule #36, branched off rule 4: Dave stays on a leash in crazy settings. It keeps him good and gets you laid.
So essentially he's like a puppy you can bring to a bar? Retractable leash or chain then?
fuck off. It's 10am and I'm drink gin and ginger ale through a twizzler straw. My life is marvellous
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
Last thing I remember at your house last night is your dad leaning on the beer pong table and saying "you guys can fucking party"
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
He punched me in the face while giving him road head, because he was driving stick. I shit you not.
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