Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
you left a note on your car that said " please dont tow, im to drunk to drive. safety first!"
Hes warming up week old McDonalds french fries, putting hot sauce on them, and counting them with his shirt off.
Some guy stole lobsters by hiding them in his pants. We should strive to be like him.
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
Sitting in back of morning lecture drinking a daqueri from my pink unicorn cup. Pretty sure the girl next to me smells it.
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
I almost accidentally threw him out a window during sex last night.
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
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