she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
His penis could choke an elephant. A baby elephant... But an elephant non the less.
My mom just asked me if I can obtain a fake ID by thursday
He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
Who cares if he’s younger, he’s hung like a moose. Your vagina will never forgive you if you pass on that dick
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