I cant believe you went over there and fucked her last night after everything you said
she invited me over to play the wii, it's not like i intended to
You KNEW her power was out...
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
I gave her a mint afterward. It felt like giving turndown service at Hotel BJ.
At this point it has been so long i wouldnt know what a dick was if it slapped me in the face.
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
Can we just discuss how hundreds of miles away we were both beyond drunk and in some boys bed. That is the definition of friendship.
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
I just referred to our excessive fireball consumption as a team building exercise and everyone in group text agreed.
We're not alcoholics, we're a god damn team.
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
The best part of last night is not remembering half of it
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