Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
i just saw my boxers from 2 days ago stuck in a tree 4 miles from my house
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
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If you win this game of words with friends, ill suck you off for 30 minutes. No lie.
I cant last that long. Do i get the rollover minutes?
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
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I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
Me, him and the recently stolen carpet walked down the road and into the strip club. We had to check the carpet with our coats, it didn't mind missing out too much, later the door guy at Subway held carpet during late night sandwich selection.
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
Sorry for all the snapchats, I wanted you to feel like u were in America getting plastered with me
I have aggressive nipples.
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.