This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
Last night i was gna tell u about how i was watching project runway & how i was upset bc they replaced tim gunn & heidi klum. but then i realized that i was watching mythbusters.
True life - we need to smoke together more often
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
you go from almost hooking up with the hottest guy at the party, to going home with your ex....how is that even mathematically possible
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
WHY WERE YOU COOKING NAKED?
WHY WERE YOU SLEEPING ON MY COUCH?
A fair warning: I don't think a cop will let you off the hook just because your birthday is on New Year's Eve
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
So I was at my annual OBGYN appointment and when she saw the bruises on the inside of my thigh she asked if I had been horse back riding...I think my burst of laughter then awkward silence answered the question for me.
Randomize
